Driving...me crazy.

Every time I drive for more than ten minutes I seem to lose my mind. Maybe its because I have little patience, or maybe because the thought of how people got their licenses drives me up a fucking wall. Honestly some people are so terrible at driving that its a wonder that their still alive. Not to mention this weather of late has not been any help to the poor driver's cause.

     I know I can't be the only one who feels this way in fact a lot of my friends complain about driving as well. One thing I wonder is how people passed their driving tests when they can't even change lanes without almost causing a multiple car pile-up. 

     Don't even get me started on how old people drive...especially old women. Not one person can tell me they never were driving behind someone going about ten miles under the speed limit and began to get frustrated. What I usually do in this situation is look at the license plate and surely I see that crippled stick figure on their damn chair. As soon as I see the cu-tip top that the old women calls hair struggling to peek over their car seat it's over, my trip just got extended a few minutes.

     Some people might call me impatient and say that I'm gonna get to my destination either way...fuck them. I'm only gonna live once and I sure as hell don't want to think of all the time i wasted in my life due to terrible drivers.

Here's my genius idea that I personally think should get run through the state: Every ten years everyone with a license has to go and retake their driving test. Plain and simple if you cant pass a driving test you shouldn't be on the road.