Sunday, April 17, 2011

The Hangover

     I was a bit confused when I woke up this morning. When I opened my eyes I saw something different lying next to me. No it wasn't some random girl that I met last night, or anything interesting like that. I woke up next to a peanut butter jelly sandwich, which was placed on a paper plate waiting to be eaten. I do not recall making it, but after seeing a glass of milk waiting to be drank, I'm guessing I was planning on having a late night snack and never got around to it.
     The next thing I noticed was the way my head was pounding. It felt like my skull was closing in around my brain. I got up to go to the bathroom, and every step I took my head would thump in unison with my footsteps. As I relieved myself the almost greenish yellow urine smelled like beer coming out of a keg. Boy, I must have had a long night.
     The only thing that can make this pain go away is more sleep. As my face hit my pillow, I felt as if I dove face-first into an ashtray. I am not a smoker and I hate the smell of it. This scent kept me awake. My stomach was also feeling sick, and i thought about puking. I decided that I didn't have to yack, and continued on with my day. Why do I do this to myself?

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